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Joke of the Day

"'Pampers' is a good product name because it implies being able to poop in your disposable underwear is a great luxury"

"Which vitamine are feminists missing? D"

"Ever wondered why china has over 1 billion population? Cause the condom they use is ""Made in china"""

"Stop me if you've heard this already. -said no kid ever"

"My dick hangs off to the left a bit. I guess you could say that it's a tiny bit cockeyed."

"What are the two best arguments against democracy? Donald Trump & Hillary Clinton"

"Why did the sperm cross the road? I put on the wrong pair of socks this morning."

"What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill? Tutsi Roll"

"My doctor told me, ""If you don't quit smoking, it doesn't really matter how poorly you eat"" and that was the best day of my life."

"What did one snail say to the other snail? It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast"