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Joke of the Day

"...Moth balls Have you ever smelled moth balls? . . . . . You have?...How'd you get the tiny little legs apart?"

"What do you call people who immigrate to Sweden? Artificial Swedeners"

"911: Your emergency? -Karen asked me a question. 911: Not an emergency. -She asked if I could be more pacific. 911: Cars are on their way."

"Is the bakery hiring? Cause I think I'll knead a little bit of dough to get by."

"What is round, ticks and if it falls down the clock is broken?"

"Hey, did you hear about that hilarious joke on /r/Jokes? Neither did I."

"Tonight I'm going to have my favorite drink. It's called ""a lot."""

"What do you call a Jawa's favourite magician? Houdini."

"What does a subatomic duck say? Quark."

"Whats a similarity between dogs and teenagers The girls are all bitches"