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Joke of the Day

"The past, the present and the future walk into a bar... It was tense."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... And a table. And some chairs."

"My girlfriend calls it selective hearing. I prefer to call it drama filtering."

"Hate when I eat the last bite and didn't notice it was the last bite so I couldn't mentally prepare myself and get any closure."

"What happens when the pope dies Another one popes up"

"What are the three fastest means of communication? Internet telephone telawoman."

"What would be a good title for an Indian porno? Thank You, Cum Again"

"Did you hear about the girl who went fishing with 5 guys? She came home with a big, red snapper."

"Did you hear the one about the man who got swallowed by a whale? Turns out he survived by running all the way to the end until he was all pooped out!"

"Horrible at making friends I was always horrible at making friends. Even when I was a kid, my imaginary friend would play with the kid across the street."