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Joke of the Day
"Why did Night fall? Because Day tripped him."
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"""Most of Refugees are Doctors and Engineers"" -Barack Obama Thats right, they are all gynecologists"
"What has 72 legs and 26 teeth? The first row of a country concert."
"The grocery store employees who stock the milk from behind the coolers don't like it when you grab their hands just to see if they're clean."
"There was a mass sodomy at the McDonald farm. Everyone found out because the pig squealed."
"What's the difference between Baptists and Methodists? Methodists will make eye contact at the liquor store."
"My son's method of Laundry: If it's clean it's on the floor. If it's dirty then it goes on the floor over there."