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Joke of the Day

"I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night."

"How did Mark Zuckerberg meet Miley Cyrus? Social net twerking"

"I saw a documentary on how they make jeans... It was riveting."

"A pedigree bulldog missing. Founders rest in peace.'"

"Making $ is easy. Press shift+4."

"Found my missing cardigan when my sister posted a FB pic of her wearing it."

"Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour."

"Made the mistake of letting my east coast newspaper freeze on the steps this winter... I've fallen on some hard Times."

"When the instructions say so easy a child could do it, I assume you mean one of those genius 12-year-olds who double major at MIT."

"What's a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country"