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Joke of the Day

"Donuts are made from flour. Flour is made from wheat. Wheat is a plant. Plants are vegetables. Donuts are a vegetable."

"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."

"Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because of the holes in his hands."

"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."

"The jokes on pregnancy are not easy to get... It's pretty much inside jokes."

"I started taking Viagra for my sunburn It doesn't cure it but it sure keeps the sheet off my legs."

"How do you keep an AssHole in suspense?"

"Saw an Alabama fan the other day He was wearing a t-shirt that said ""I Bleed Crimson"" I walked up to him and said ""You big dummy, we all do"""

"Health level: my credit card company called me about fraud because I bought a vegetable."

"What is the difference between a refrigerator and a gay man? A refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out of it."