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Joke of the Day
"the logic of why the line in front of this bathroom is so long if pee, then queue"
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"""And, Johnny? How did your school report turn out?"" asks mother. ""Come on mom, the most important thing is that I'm healthy!"""
"Why did the plane crash??? The pilot was a load of bread!"
"On a scale from one to ten, she's a ten... On the pH scale, CUZ SHE BASIC!"
"*at an AA meeting* ""Hi, I'm Andy and I have a drinking problem. I have 2 hands and only 1 mouth. Lol."" *gets aggressively escorted out*"
"2 birds talking to each other I think I need to take a shit. What are you waiting for? A car."
"For the first time I am going to be visiting Britain this summer, but when I got there... Britain had already left."
"What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaains!"
"How do you know when... ... a blonde has been using the computer? There's white-out on the screen. How do you know when a brunette used the computer after a blonde? There's writing on the white-out."
"If you say ""Unique New York"" (5 times fast) is it easy or hard?"