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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than 1 slice of burnt toast? The holocaust."
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"How do you know when it's midnight at Neverland Ranch? The big hand touches the little hand."
"Why did the polish person marry someone from the other side of the country? Because opposite poles attract"
"Which US President was least guilty? Lincoln. He was in a cent."
"Drunk me absolutely loves creating awkward encounters for sober me."
"""We run a tight ship"" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway ""Real tight."" he turns sideways to fit down the hall"
"I see your childhood joke and raise you mine: What object crashes the most? A kaleidoscope!"
"Nice try, resealable potato chip bags."
"""Doctor"" said the patient ""I need help! I can't stop acting like a cat!"" ""How long have you had this problem?"" the doctor asked. ""Lest's see"" said the patient ""Mom had the litter in '41"
"side effects of Cialis may include dragging 2 bath tubs outside to sit in to watch the sunset with your confused but supportive partner"