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Joke of the Day
"I want an iPhone with BBM and a Nokia battery."
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"Dogs on a coffee break Dog 1: Heard a great joke... Dog 2: Oh yeah? Dog 1: Knock kn- Dog 2 goes fucking crazy"
"A red dot walks into a bar. Period."
"I'm like a fat lady's flip-flop... ...under a lot of pressure"
"What do you call an unfinished inflow of money? Incomplete."
"What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo? The attorney charges more."
"There's a secret evolution of Eevee I found today. If you pay your Eevee every day for at least a month, it evolves into Patreon."
"I have a Ring of *Dad Jokes* It's well rounded but not too bright"
"What do you call a camel without humps? Humphrey"
"[OC] What does a blind pessimist say? ""What glass?"""