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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend was commenting on my big feet... I said, ""Well, you know what they say about guys with big feet..."" She replied, ""You're gonna be disappointed!"" [true story]"

"The best way to get taken seriously... ...is to be related to Liam Neeson."

"tell me tbe ""the aristocrats"" joke Can someone tell me a good version of the aristocrats joke I'm trying to tell my friend but kinda mutilated it"

"Knock knock. Who's there? Mom & Dad. Mom & Dad who? Exactly. -Cool way to tell your son he's adopted."

"Why did the surfer join ISIS? Because he was totally radical! EDIT: I guess this didn't blow up."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Shock Therapy Barbie ...car battery and wires included"

"Why Can't I Find Out Anything About This Superb Owl #superbowl"

"How many ears does Spock have? Three: a left ear, a right ear, and the last front ear."

"Penn State We all know that older woman who go after younger guys are called cougars. Well older men who go after young boys are called Nittany Lions."

"I don't know what's more disturbing? My son reading a billboard that says ""LIVE NUDE GIRLS"" or him asking if there's dead ones."