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Joke of the Day
"The first sin in the Bible was eating an apple. The second was murder. That escalated quickly."
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"Can I borrow your G-String? Mine broke... said one guitarist to the other"
"It's like my pastor always says, ""Who are you and why are you stealing wine?"""
"I wish scientists could make us as indestructible as cartoons. I've got a list of people I'd like to drop an anvil on."
"Is the subscribed to r/jokes number a joke? I laughed but still. I find it unlikely that a quarter billion people subscribed to r/jokes"
"My girlfriend asked me what I feel about being with her. I told her what I truly feel. Numbness radiating down my left arm."
"Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated? Because he thought people were taking him for granite."
"What do you call an Irish J-Pop singer? Rady O'Gaga"
"What's the difference between my wife and the dress? The dress is white and gold"