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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the ocean? To get to the other tide."
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"Women's Rights."
"What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid? Gotta lay off the sea-weed."
"I was recently asked if I'd judge Mr. gay UK. I said ''It wouId be my pIeasure. It's against nature, against God, and he's going to heII.'' - Jimmy Carr"
"Why do straight white girls always hang out in odd numbers? Because they literally can't even Like. Omg."
"What does an Indian man get when he works out? Sikh gains. I made this up too! Although this joke has probably been said before"
"Breaking news A landslide recently struck downtown Chicago, causing $3 million worth of improvements."
"What did one deer say to the other after leaving a gay bar? Dude, I can't believe I just blew a hundred bucks."
"Did you guys hear that Lorena Bobbitt was recently involved in a traffic accident in L.A.? Apparently some prick cut her off."
"How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope. Anyone else have good black jokes?"