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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when God masturbates? Jesus fucking Christ"
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"How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!"
"The new film coming out about a kid with cerebral palsy isn't doing well with critics . . . . . It gets off to a shaky start then ends up falling flat on it's face"
"They should pass out condoms at the election That way the American people can at least be safe when they're fucked"
"What's Hitler's favorite drink? Genocider"
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking."
"when I hit 45 I'm going to start sleeping in a coffin. let's be honest, my lifestyle choices have been questionable"
"1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Crete ! Crete who ? Crete to see you again !"
"What did one casket say to the other? Is that you coffin?"