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Joke of the Day
"A wizard who likes to give zombies hickies is.. a neckromancer."
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"I want to start a cafe and fill it with surrealist paintings. I'll call it Salvador Deli."
"If Hilary and Trump were to be stranded on an island, who would survive? America."
"How do you get a philosopher off your porch? Pay him for the pizza."
"I got kicked out of my club cuddling team today.. ..turns out they frown on the use of performance enhancing hugs."
"Any one wanna hear a funny joke? What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?"
"Willie saw some dynamite, Couldn't understand it quite; Curiosity never pays: It rained Willie seven days."
"If a leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."
"My SO told me she had never heard of Einstein's Theory of Relativity before today. I said, ""It's about time!"""
"what travels around the world but stays in one corner? postage stamp"