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Joke of the Day
"I like my Reddit posts like I like my internet search history [deleted]"
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"If the emoji I wanna text is not in the ""recently used,"" you may have to wait 3 days till I find it."
"Not going to any more weddings or funerals. Please keep that in mind, friends who are considering getting married or dying."
"A man walks into a hotel with his family. He tells the clerk: ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies: ""It's just regular porn you sick fuck. """
"Breakfast Bacon, Eggs, and Toast walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."""
"Fried chicken is unhealthy, especially for the chicken."
"I was walking past the supermarket when I saw a sign saying, ""All items: a third off."" I bought a dozen eggs but unfortunately 4 of them were bad."
"Christmas is the season when you buy this year's gifts with next year's money."
"Why do cannibals never go hungry? Because they can make themselves dinner."
"When I was a kid, I really thought piranhas were going to be pretty much a daily concern."