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Joke of the Day

"Why are baby cows considered lunch meat? Because calves are below-knee"

"What is the difference between Spain and edge of table Cup stays longer on edge of table"

"Why did the narcissist with multiple personalities and a propensity for domestic violence only have one black eye? Because she didn't need to re-beat himself."

"She said she needed her space and time.. Why didn't she ask for her velocity then?!"

"I heard girls like guys that are mysterious so I just put a fog machine under my bed"

"I tried to catch some fog once... ...mist."

"I broke up with my girlfriend today Now I need to buy that movie again!"

"How many Southerners does it take to change a lightbulb? Change? Whatever do you mean, *change*?"

"The number one cause of depression in people over 30 is hearing co-workers resentfully sing, ""Happy Birthday"" just to get cake."

"A Buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stall... and says ""make me one with everything""."