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Joke of the Day
"Matthew McConaughey's acting secret is that he always just came"
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"My 11 y/o brother told me this What is pickle bread before its baked? Dill dough"
"I wish the NSA would stop listening to my Facebook rants about the NSA listening to my Facebook rants about the NSA"
"One day the mailman is going to murder my whole family and my dog will be like ""Ha. Who needs to quit yapping and go lay down now?"""
"""It's a bird! It's a plane!"" - my 3 year old niece, excited as hell over some basic shit."
"Have you heard there's a new disease you can get from using Linux? It's Terminal. (OC joke.)"
"Why is there very little honey in Belgium? Because there is only one B in Belgium"
"How do you get heaps of pikachu on to a bus? You pokemon"
"What do you call an epic space opera set during the Russian Revolution? Tsar Wars"
"My bank statement is just a record of everything I've eaten for the last month."