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Joke of the Day

"I wish the NSA would stop listening to my Facebook rants about the NSA listening to my Facebook rants about the NSA"

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"Ever misspell a word so badly that you spell a different word correctly? It's rather embroidering."
"*crumples a hamburger next to the phone* sorry, i'm having trouble hearing u over this delicious hamburger noise call u later ok"
"What's the difference between normal sex and anal sex? One makes your day, the other makes your hole weak"
"Welcome to earth! You have a choice of private parts. Would you like the one that creates life & bleeds or the constant bad decision maker?"
"I hope my children have crippling OCD because free housekeeping would be sweet."
"The divorce rate among my socks is astonishing."
"Happy Teacher's day, Wikipedia."
"deleted scenes are rarely worth the time but on Honey I Shrunk the Kids check out one where the dad thinks he's alone and starts jerking it"
"If the dove is the bird of peace, what's the bird of true love? The swallow."
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