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Joke of the Day

"I was feeling great about myself when I saw my number on the womens bathroom wall 'for a good time'. Then I recognized my hand writing."

"I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush"

"Ha ha! Clinton-Dix"

"Wanna hear a minimalist joke? What's the difference between oranges?"

"What did 0 say to 8? hey, nice belt!"

"What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears? Anything you want, He can't hear you!"

"The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if YOU get ME a gift. You just found lifelong love, I think I deserve a blender more than you do."

"Terrorists now have a brand new state of the art weapon that can be hidden in plain sight The Galaxy Note 7"

"What's the difference between black people and cancer? Cancer got Jobs"

"Why did the fruit leave office? because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself."