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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."
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"You know who are great at shadow puppets? Deaf people."
"What's the difference between LIGHT and HARD? You can sleep with a light on."
"Relationship or hallucination? Either way, I'm seeing somebody."
"""Whoever smelt it, dealt it"" - a handy tip when trying to track down large metal suppliers."
"A man asked for directions to the guillotine festival... It's just ahead."
"Why did the run-on sentence get worried? Her period came late."
"You know why Italians hate javohas witnesses? They dont like any witnesses."
"I'm so fucking sick of you guys making Asian-lady stereotypes. Now shut up so I can get back to my nail salon."
"Where did the Japanese watch their movies in WWII The Pacific Theatre"