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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who overdosed on viagra? His wife died."
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"Party host: Anyone here allergic to nuts? Because I like to rest mine on the table."
"What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit? Underlay! Underlay!"
"I once poured an entire bag of potato chips on my girlfriend. I wanted to ruffle her feathers."
"It only took me one drink to get drunk... I just can't remember if it was the seventh or the eighth (George Burns)"
"I obtained this username today. Apparently I'm the only one."
"Father: When Abe Lincoln was your age he walked 9 miles to school and did homework by candlelight. Son: When Lincoln was your age he was President"
"why didn't the bicycle cross the road? because it was two-tired."
"Where I from? Please tell me."
"My girlfriend just admitted she used to be a Christian, so I broke up with her. It might seem judgemental, but I have only known her since she was Christine."