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Joke of the Day
"Why did the alligator go to Disney World? To get some tots! #toosoon?"
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"I bought a vacant piece of land recently, and every night someone keeps depositing soil on the land. I still can't figure out who it is. The plot thickens."
"Where did the promiscuous girl from Belgium go to plant her flowers? ze Hoegaarden."
"So I heard on the news that there was a school shooting in my city of Chicago. It must've been a slow news day."
"69 I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, ""No, but I have done 53 -- that's all the sailors I could screw in one night."""
"""Hey, I finally watched that movie you've been wanting me to see..."" ""Oh, so you finally saw Back to the Future?"" ""Sure did!"" ""It's about time!"""
"What is rhubarb? Celery with high blood pressure."
"When someone says ""It's getting hot in here"" I automatically think, ""So take off all your clothes""."
"Mitt Romney."
""" Could the cereal your children eat every morning be killing them? Tonite at 11 on abcnews56 we will tell you"" "" After several studies , no. """