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Joke of the Day
"What did one gay sperm say to the other gay sperm? How do you find an egg in all this shit?"
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"The only chance of me reaching the third base ever... ...is while playing baseball"
"You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes."""
"What should you do when people talk behind your back? Fart"
"I used to watch the Olympics on TV as a child and dream of growing up and also watching the Olympics on TV but on a better TV."
"How does a cow kiss? Smooooooch"
"James Bond is the type of top secret spy who announces who he is, then shoots everyone and sets off a bomb while doing absolutely no spying."
"I like my women like I like the sun... Not exploding."
"If ifs & buts were candy & nuts, the first part of this sentence would read ""Candy candies & nuts were candy & nuts."" ...Confusing, right?"
"After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions."