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Joke of the Day
"What did the thirsty Spanish pirate say? I need some arrrrrrrrrrrgua!"
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"What's the difference between a colostomy bag and Donald Trump? A colostomy bag gets emptied once in a while where Trump is always full of shit."
"Another grandfather joke This was my grandfather's favorite, since we're doing this now: What happened when the man lost his suspenders? He became one of those For Whom the Belt Holds"
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"
"What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend? Go and retrieve her!"
"What's the best thing about an 8 year old in the shower?..... You can slick her hair back and make her look 6."
"Amnesia I was going to tell a joke about amnesia, but I forgot what it was."
"What do you call a blind german? A Not - see (Nazi)"
"A person has to have a warm heart and a cold beer."
"Obama turns 52 today. Republicans vote to repeal it."