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Joke of the Day
"Today I went down on my girlfriend Period."
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"Apple has created a new product only for the Chinese It's called i-opener"
"My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer."
"this guy was disemboweled? wel i guess u coud say *fumbles w/ shades and drops them in body* no ewww i droped my sunglases in the guts noooo"
"Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?"
"I can't believe they still have commercials for phone sex. What kind of sick maniac enjoys ""talking on a phone?"""
"Mom: I HEARD UR SICK Me: just a cold Mom: U HAVE THE ZIKA M: no I- Mom: OH GOD IT'S ZIKA M: mom- Mom: I TRIED TO RAISE U RIGHT M: wait, what"
"it's cool how the members of Anonymous are so good at computer stuff, but also wrote so many great poems and inspirational quotations."
"Q) I have ten arms, eight legs and 22 feet. what am I? A) A liar."
"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9."