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Joke of the Day
"I'm sick of closing out every job interview with ""I was young. I needed the money."""
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"I like my women like I like my chocolate. With nuts."
"What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble? Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville."
"I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus Good thing he didn't see what mommy did after bedtime ..."
"*bullies advance* STOP! Im a black belt in Shaq Fu! <laughter> *detectives arrive* Jesus, were these heads slam-dunked? Where r the bodies?"
"A redhead tells her blonde step sister that she had sex with a Brazilian. The blonde says, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""
"Why did the rich guy crash his car? He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends"
"Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, ""What kind of music do you like?"" The other says, ""I'm a big metal fan"""
"Toys 'R Us pulled Breaking Bad figures because the characters sold drugs, but continue to sell Darth Vader ones, and he blew up a planet."
"What type of math is dead? Aerith-matic.."