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Joke of the Day

"[rap battle] [my opponent attempts to drop the mic, but I stealthily tied it to his finger so it just comes back up like a yo-yo]"

"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl going the bathroom? Because the P is silent."

"CHEAP and EASY Hack for Getting in Touch With Your Inner Self: Use 1 ply toilet paper"

"How can you see if a Hairdresser is not suitable for the job anymore? He/she barely even cuts it anymore."

"I want to be featured on the news and the caption below me to read *unintelligible screaming*."

"I gave up on building a house of cards. I couldn't stand it."

"What's the similarity between designer jeans and cheaply made castles? No ballroom"

"Nigerian people is the best in the world. One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100."

"Why aren't Japanese optimistic? Because not every cloud has a silver lining"

"Why did the console cross the road? To render the buildings on the other side"