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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a monkey in a suit? Over-dressed!"

"Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get away from the bagpipe recital."

"Chant at a pro-sexual consent rally. ""What do we want?"" *-- Consensual intercourse!* ""When do we want it?"" *-- Not right now!*"

"Where is everybody? Everybody? I don't know. All over the planet I guess."

"If your dog & your baby are fighting, it's important to leave them to it so that a pack leader can be established."

"A hamburger walks into a bar and orders a salad The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food here""."

"I like my coffee the way I make the women in my life... Dark and bitter."

"What will the ""Red Hot Chili Peppers"" become when they die? Ghost Peppers."

"90% of parenting older kids is making sure they're not in the same room when they have to do homework."

"Boss: How is the project coming along? Me:*closing browser of sick kick flip videos* Totally rad...icalizing our sales data analysis, Sir."