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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Batman when he leaves Church early? Christian Bale"
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"What's the difference between my broken watch and a lesbian? My watch hasn't got a strap on."
"Why did the programmer put on his glasses? So he could C#."
"The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work."
"pleas tune into my next podcast where i ask what the FUCK angry birds is and viciously mock the first piece of shit caller to answer me"
"Dark: Whats one thing you can do in a vast quantity without bothering with the quality? Genocide"
"Barack Obama."
"Blind snipers have no idea what they're missing."
"""Well, congrats. You're a homeowner now. Any questions?"" ""Yeah. Sam put those glasses on eBay, why didn't the Decepticons just bid on em?"""
"What is the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes back from the camp."