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Joke of the Day

"I like my women like I like my beer. . . . . . cold, pale and without a head."

"Whenever I'm naked in the bathroom, the shower gets turned on."

"Gay jokes are really not cool. Cum on guys."

"[1st day as criminal sketch artist] Victim: He was blonde had blue eyes, he was about 6ft t.... Me: I'm gonna need a longer sheet of paper"

"What's the difference between two dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke"

"Where do people from Laos like to swim? In Laotian."

"Two women were talking, one says to the other "" can you believe it, the other day Some one said I was ugly."" ""Don't worry I've been told worse"" ""Oh yeah? Like what?"" "" that you""re also a slut"""

"Studies show that one in two and a half men are HIV Positive You can thank Charlie Sheen for that"

"What do you call a crazy person wearing pantaloons? A pantalunatic."

"Chuck Norris once broke wind so hard... it couldn't be fixed."