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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my beer. . . . . . cold, pale and without a head."
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"NSFW. What do you get when you mix a rooster with peanut butter? A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth."
"THE ELI WUT IS ELIS MIDDLE NAME? THE SO IT IS ELI THE BASEKE"
"The sign at the McDonald's I just passed says ""We hiring"" in case you're wondering what kind of qualifications you need to have to be hired."
"Why does a dentist seem moody? Because he always looks down in the mouth."
"What is Captain Hook's favorite kind of humor? Dead Pan."
"What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist? Two syllables."
"*hires skywriter* YOU CAN'T BLOCK ME"
"In hell, your coworker never finishes opening a wrapper."
"When I punish my future kids I wont just take their phone I'm gonna be them on social media & just comment ""nice"" on everyones old pool pics"