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Joke of the Day
"There are no black ninjas.. Only Incognegroes."
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"Why can't an Asian couple have a white child? Because two Wongs don't make a white."
"""They are more afraid of you than you are of them."" -people who know even less about me than they do about bears"
"I miss lost brain cells the most when I can't find my car keys. Also, my car."
"When I get Christmas cards with pictures of my friends' kids on them, I just draw dicks all over their faces and send them back."
"Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant? The waiter gave him the cold shoulder."
"Where are all the people that just have one sclerosis?"
"Whenever a bill collector calls I just give the phone to my toddler and tell her it's Barney."
"My friend's Italian mom recently broke her collarbone skiing, and has very limited movement in her left arm. She says the main problem is the speech impediment."
"How come Smokey the Bear doesn't have any kids? Because everytime his wife gets hot ,he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel. :-P"