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Joke of the Day
"I think I'm addicted to roofies... I can't remember though"
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"I tried to give a cute waitress my phone number by writing it on the credit card receipt but accidentally tipped her 5 billion dollaers???"
"Three words to hurt a mans ego? ""Is it in?"""
"What's a storm trooper's favorite date? March 4th"
"People say I'm condescending That means I talk down to people."
"What do you call a dancing cow? A milkshake"
"If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims"
"6: Daddy the floor is lava! Me: Oh yeah? *Pushes wife off chair*"
"Why couldn't the blind man go skydiving? It would of scared the shit out of the dog."
"i want to take one of those cruises where people shit right there on the boat but apparently they only happen randomly as a surpris,e"