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Joke of the Day
"Twitter account is my serious account. The funny one is my bank account."
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"So, nothing rhymes with orange, huh? *changes name to MC Orange, wins every rap battle, and retires undefeated*"
"What do you call ravens trying to marry crows. Conspiracy to commit murder."
"New job. A nigerian man got a job at US, on his first day he shows up late for work. His boss yells, ""You should have been here at 8.30!"" The man replies, ""Why? What happened at 8.30?"""
"She's a cosmetologist, bro. Astronaut stuff."
"What is the worst part of a prostitute and the best part of a pie? The crust."
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"I probably should kill myself Because I want to leave the same way I came. By my own hand."
"Why do Italians carry slices of turd in their wallets? For identification."