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Joke of the Day
"What did the tailor say after a job well done? There is nothing left too loose."
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"The Koala should be classified as a bear It has all the Koalafications"
"Why is taking spanish 2 so awesome? You get a lot of puse."
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"Joke How do you find Ronald McDonald on a naked beach? His sesame seed buns!"
"Did you hear about the origami master who lost his job? His office went paperless."