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"Whats E.T.'s first name? Yodela"
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"After all they crap between them..Can you believe they are still together? ""Who?"" My butt cheeks."
"""What should we call the big finger?"" ""'Thumb' seems as good as any."" ""Impressive. What about this smallest one?"" ""PINKY!"" ""............."""
"In my opinion - until they add extra fries, a martini & a joint - they have no business calling it a Happy Meal"
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"A(n atrocious) Knock-Knock Joke Knock knock! Who's there? Cop car goes ""wee!"" Cop car goes ""Wee!"" who..."