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Joke of the Day

"""What should we call the big finger?"" ""'Thumb' seems as good as any."" ""Impressive. What about this smallest one?"" ""PINKY!"" ""............."""

"Did you know 2 x 10 is the same as 2 x 11? **One is twenty, and the other is twenty too!** Edit: RIP Inbox. We hardly knew ye. First front page ever! Woo!"

"Yo mama so black when she goes outside the street lights come on"

"What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall? Dam."

"Pappu:- Should i punished for the work which I have not done?? Teacher: - No of course not, but why do you ask? Pappu: - Because, I have not done my home work.... :) :)"

"How do you prove triangles congruent with attitude? Do it with SAS."

"What does a black man and a tornado have in common? It only takes one to ruin a neighborhood."

"4 out of 5 dentists recommend Trident sugarless gum. The 5th dentist is busy butchering protected wildlife."

"Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies? Officer: You assigned me to the swat team didn't you?"

"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."