202008

Joke of the Day

"Just found out there is a whole series on Netflix about this year's election results. Orange is the new black."

"Q: If Bill and Hillary jumped together off the Washington monument who'd land first? A: Who cares!"

"What did one candle say to the other? ""Don't birthdays burn you up?"""

"I can always tell when someone is lying by tying them down and strapping them to a lie detector."

"Why do pigs run into trees? To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job."

"Do you know how our planet got it's name? Cause if you do, please tellus"

"A man walks into... A chemical store and asks the man there for some noble gas. The man replies ""sorry, we don't have Ne"""

"Why does George Zimmerman keep popping up every 6 months or so? Is he the McRib?"

"Gramps' head was chopped off by a helicopter blade and same with his dad and his dad before him. So no Rod, you can't go to helicopter camp."

"What does a doughnut have in common with a nut? They dough nut have anything in common."