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Joke of the Day

"Give the chick a break. Kristen Stewart TOTALLY looks sorry. Or happy. Or sad. Or constipated."

"My new thesaurus is terrible. Not only that, it's terrible."

"What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies? Watch this!"

"Now that Jeremy Lin is playing so well for the Knicks.. It appears that the NBA is now a Black/Thai affair."

"I wouldn't say I was going bald, but.... When I asked my barber to cut my hair, he replied, ""which one?"""

"I used to have a desk with great selfie lighting and then I changed jobs for personal fulfilment. I wouldn't recommend it."

"What do you call a tree that protects Gotham City? Spruce Wayne"

"Have you got a Masturbation addiction? Message me, and we can beat it together"

"Why did the premature ejaculator cross the ro... never mind."

"""Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing green spots."" ""Have you seen an optometrist?"" ""No, just green spots."""