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Joke of the Day
"How do you drive a Unitarian out of town? Burn a question mark on their front lawn."
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"I work in the meat department and a customer asks me what is the difference between the Halal chicken and the regular chicken. I said ""Regular chicken lays eggs. Halal chicken lays hand grenades."""
"When someone is calling with your girlfriend... Take the phone and say: What has little balls, and hangs down? A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up? ...Then hang up the phone x)"
"Sorry, there's a technical problem preventing me from RTing your tweets. Technically they're not funny."
"Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame."
"How do you keep brown bears off your property? Build a wall"
"Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got mad at me Not my fault that they don't have windows."
"What do a slinky and your mother in law have in common? They're both fun to watch tumble down stairs."
"Why did the one handed man cross the road? To get to the second hand store!"
"Why did the old man throw the matress out the window? Dementia"