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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye? Names."
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"The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris."
"I wish airplanes flapped their wings and shit on cars"
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"I am used but in good condition."
"What do you call someone who majors in geology and astronomy A rockstar"
"Was starting to get romantic with a woman last night As usual I began crying uncontrollably. After getting home it took forever to wash the pepper spray off."
"If you think men aren't good listeners then whisper ""C'mere, I'm naked"" and I will hear you eight states away."
"""Oh fuck, of course!"" -unicycler seeing a bicycle"