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Joke of the Day
"Your clever title is half the joke."
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"What's an old carpenter's biggest issue? Losing teeth."
"The hot chick I hooked up with last night must be a Berny Sanders fan... Because when I went to go pee, I could feel the burn."
"I share an office thermostat with a middle aged woman. I'm in a t-shirt while she's rubbing 2 pencils together trying to start a trash fire"
"How do animals cross the ocean? On a Gir-raft."
"There was an explosion at my favorite restaurant last night. News reports say that someone ordered the ""chicken a la Hu-akbar."""
"I like my rape jokes how I like my rape victims... Not taken seriously."
"Atlantis sank to the bottom of the sea because some idiot started calling it ""Hotlantis""."
"Virgins So a guy makes a joke in front of a bunch of virgins. No one gets it."
"Bought a Clap-On Clap-Off light for my bedroom Nearly gave the hooker a seizure during a rough session."