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Joke of the Day

"Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !"

"whats the difference between my sex life and racism racism actually exists"

"A man walks in to a bar His alcoholism is destroying his family."

"Maybe leave yourself in a hot car with a window open one inch for 15 minutes while your dog runs into the store"

"What happens to male anarchists as they get older? They go from having anti-state issues to having prostate issues."

"Why should you always carry a knife around? Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge."

"I feel that it's time to pick the kids up from school..so I'm going to lie down here for a while and wait for that feeling to pass"

"I'm holding a latte and a scone while I break into this Audi so people think it's mine and I've locked my keys in it."

"Is this sub Pi? There seems to be an endless supply of jokes, and I swear it's gonna repeat itself at some point."

"I want to become a lawyer just so I can defend all my clients in court by saying, ""I mean, don't we all make mistakes"""