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Joke of the Day

"Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel? Angela Merkel."

"I finally found a girl with the same beliefs as my family She believes I'll amount to nothing as well."

"Did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans."

"What did the mushroom say on his dating profile? I'm a fungi!"

"Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands? Because they're dead."

"What happened when the cheese factory exploded? Debrie everywhere."

"I'm going to wait until lots of ppl get tattoos of my characters, then suddenly make my comic really racist and horrible"

"Where do you put a badly behaved spaceman? On the astronaughty step."

"What do you call it when a prostitute makes paper birds? Whore-igami"

"Why does skrillex suck at fishing? He always drop the bass. sorry"