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Joke of the Day
"Why's it a good idea to have a threesome with 2 Vietnamese girls? It's usually a Nguyen/Nguyen."
Next Joke
"What is a shoe made out of a Banana called? a slipper! I've been telling this corny ass joke around campus and everyone seems to like it haha."
"What do you call someone who makes horribly lame jokes? A redditor"
"Me : It's over & nothing you say will make me change my mind Him : 'I just ordered a large thin crust' Me : Be there in 10 min"
"What do you call a Chinese man with a bad sense of direction? Wong Wei"
"Hey pregnant ladies, all of your 3D ultrasounds look like Voldemort in a garbage bag."
"You know what jokes are the worst? Lesbian jokes. Those are for pussies."
"Yes he's financially stable & hasn't been to jail for domestic violence like the other guy but I can change the other guy wait & see - Women"
"From my 7 year old daughter: What do you call a girl shell? A she shell."
"'I'm sorry' and ""My bad"" mean the same thing ... except at a funeral."