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Joke of the Day

"I WAS LIKE AND HE WAS LIKE AND I WAS LIKE AND SHE WAS LIKE (The speech impediment of the 21st century)"

"Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day Teach him to fish and you have lost a profitable business idea"

"A new, funny, original joke that isn't a repost."

"I'm still I'm still Jenner from the block I really want a fanny but I have a cock."

"What do you call a vegetarian fart? Kale force wind!"

"In my defense, your baby was crying before I dropped it."

"I wonder if whiskey thinks about me too."

"He died doing what he loved: being alive"

"There are so many gay bars in San Francisco; It's hard to keep them all straight."

"What do you call a homosexual on rollerskates? Rolaids!"