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"Roses are dead, violets are dead, ... I'm a bad gardener"
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"There is a tribe in Africa that worships the number zero. Is nothing sacred?"
"I don't understand why whiteboards don't get more recognition.. If you think about, they truly are re-markable!"
"Did you hear about the new chemical that turns lesbians straight? Trycoxide is showing staggering results!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ... Fuck You"
"If ex asks you to go bungee jumping remember, cord goes around feet not neck, no matter what they tell you."
"How do you make a baby boy cry twice? Make him suck your bloody dick."
"Well excuse me all to hell. I thought you'd be flattered with a mosaic of pictures of you at the gym. No, you don't need to call the police."
"How to piss off an archeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him to determine the period."
"My husband doesn't find it nearly as amusing as I do, when I read all your tweets out loud to him. For 2 hours. Douche."