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Joke of the Day
"Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers? Because only Siths deal in absolutes."
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"Fidel Castro just died, Cubans can be finally happy that their country will be ruled by the young generation led by a much younger leader. His 85 year old brother!"
"Why do women watch porn films until the end? To see if they get married."
"I get it. True beauty comes from within. But until true beauty can wear lingerie and give a mean lap dance, I may have a few shallow moments"
"One did one redditor say to the other? Heard it."
"Superman: I hate your Bat Cave! I can't get cell service Batman: Your carrier sucks Superman: Oh yeah, who do you use? Batman: Bat Mobile"
"A high schooler told his geology teacher that.. ""geology rocks!"" The teacher's response? ""that's Gneiss, but it's too bad you're so schist at it"" #\#rokt"
"""Everyone says they're voting for Clinton or Trump, but I'm voting for Regina George because she got hit by a bus."""
"Mechanics How can you tell a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean...."
"A Jewish man had a son, who converted to Christianity. The man prayed to God, ""Oh Lord, my son has converted to Christianity! What should I do?"" And God replied, ""Yours too?"""