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Joke of the Day

"At the teraphist: ""Sometimes i just can't focus at work!"" Patient: ""that's fine, but we are here to talk about my problems."""

"Summary of all famous dancing movies. You better step up and save the last dance before you get served stomping the yard, honey."

"What do you call a mexican drug dealer? MariJUANa"

"A single word can make a heart open. That word is ""scalpel."""

"I can't seem to convince these dogs & cats that I don't need their assistance in the bathroom."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his tea before it was cool."

"How many babies can fit in a blender? Depends how powerful the blender is"

"2016 took so many beautiful, talented men I've loved my entire life. Seems unfair that I still have to dodge my ex at the grocery store."

"When Leo said, ""To all my friends, you know who you are"" he was talking about the bear"

"A little boy says, Dad, I've heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. ' Son,' says the dad. That happens everywhere.'"