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Joke of the Day
"I like my coffee how I like my women.... Ground up and in the freezer. Edit - happy Halloween!"
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"What's a computer's favourite snack? Fried cache-ews."
"10's homework question: ""Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?"" His answer: ""My mom."""
"A teacher and her student practice counting Teacher: OK now, 61,62,63,64,65,66,67,68,69...what comes after 69? Student: Mouthwash That student was sent home"
"It's a doge eat doge world out there. Such cutthroat. Very survival of the fitter"
"A zero and an eight are walking in a desert... and the zero asks the eight ""aren't you too hot with that belt on?"""
"It's sad that the only thing great about my job is that my chair spins -__-"
"my boss tried to throw me under the bus.. and get me to agree with him."
"You can fit fifty Mexicans in a van But I can fit six million Jews in my ashtray."
"Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden? both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!"