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Joke of the Day
"Why can't zombies play the blues? Just feels like they don't put their soul in to it."
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"How do you make a woman drive in a circle? Take away her rights."
"The biggest joke of all time! My existence"
"Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement is that correct? A: Yes. Judge: And these same stairs did the also go up?"
"The Edmonton Oilers"
"A gang of nefarious thieves walk into a bar. ""Ouch,"" they said."
"Why did the cowboy get a daschund Because he wanted to ""get a long little doggie"""
"Knock-Knock Joke given to me by a Star Wars fan Knock Knock Who's There? Metaphors Metaphors who? Metaphors be with you"
"How is a pedophile similar to a tortoise? They both want to get there before the hare."
"What's Sauron's favorite soft drink? Mountain Dewm"