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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys hear about the blind man who got hit in the head by a football? He never saw it coming."

"""You are what you eat"" I chant furiously, shoving another roach in my mouth. Mushroom clouds keep growing in the distance"

"BREAKING NEWS: 23 injured while running with bulls. Authorities say injuries happened because folks were stupid enough to run... with bulls."

"*Creates Animals* God: They're magnificent. Angel: Some of ur best work. Man: Which ones go on pizza?"

"I heard about Buddhist monks who lit themselves on fire to protest prosucution Certainly one way to reach enlightenment"

"What do giant steel beams say when they come across a nugget of gold? Au"

"What do you call an Jihadi Terrorist who just escaped prison? a free radical.."

"Your greatness is measured by the font-size of your obituary."

"ME: so what do you do GUY: I'm an oral surgeon ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser"

"If 'Blasian' is the mix of Asian and black, what do you get when you mix white and Indian? Genocide."